Intel's IT Computer Network PanOptiCop - Code Name "SANTA"

Intel has created a Hadoop-based rig that analyses just about every network event in the company – four to six billion of them on business days - in close to real time so it can spot threats including industrial espionage.

Intel officials declined to name the tool, saying it would not be "productive" to disclose its name, but said it was created by an 80-strong team of big data specialists working from its Israel offices and makes extensive use of Apache Hadoop. Ron Kasabian, Chipzilla's general manager of Big Data, said the tool was developed because conventional malware detection tools – even those from Intel's security-focused subsidiary McAfee – can't find the especially novel or subtle attacks Intel fears.

Kasabian described the tool as analyzing “every access request by every employee, every time they access a file, sharepoint, email or ERP”. Watching all those activities is important because Intel's intellectual property like product designs and manufacturing processes must be very closely guarded. (more)

Snooping A Network Tells All (SANTA)
Oh come on, what else would you call it?